A poem comprising real-life tweets. Because Twitter is real life.
I just took a life-changing shower,
while making homemade matzoh ball soup
that I may enjoy the little things,
since, man, I needed that shit bad!
I’ve been an asshole my entire life, thought
I could wash it away, then, again
why stop now? I look at my life
through the windshield
not the rear-view mirror.
All I wanted was a happy ending,
a better life. So why am I watching
Fred the movie? What has my life come to?
“I hate when you’re nice to the weird kid,”
she said, “then BOOM – stalked for life!”
So I sucked up my pride and pocketed it.
I would much rather have her
as a friend, than nothing.
Dying would make everyone’s life easier.
Nothing drains the life from me
like enforced socializing with relatives, and
I really hate when people speak
that positivity shit.
I can’t imagine
sex without her.
Just stay with me.
smfh. Haters need to get a life.