True Story

Friendly Neighbor asks to read some of my books. No one asks me that, so I bring her a couple. While we’re still standing in the doorway, a spider scrambles by. Friendly Neighbor screams a little, and then throws one of my books at the spider.

Bill: “Sheesh, if you didn’t want to read them, you could’ve just said so.”
FN: (Laughing) “Sorry. It was instinct.”
Bill: “They’re good for holding up uneven tables too.


Have a great Saturday!


  1. amysomday says:

    Too funny. Thank you for the smile this morning Sir!!

    1. Yeah, we laughed pretty hard. I thanked her for “resetting” my ego.

  2. ericaatje says:

    Whahahahaha!!! You have a great Saturday too!!! πŸ˜‰

  3. araneus1 says:

    I have one of your electronic books propping up my electronic book shelf…… it’s just the right micro thickness.

  4. amberafrica says:


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